On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section
where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not
be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such
as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and
carefully place it on the bedside table.
Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read
it you will notice in small print the statement that "every rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."
Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I
work
where I do and that I do NOT work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
HOPE THIS THERAPY SESSION HELPED YOU!