A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog
and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay
with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of
his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a Princess, I'll stay with you forever."

Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put
it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm
a beautiful Princess, and that I'll stay with you
forever. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said,

"Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time
for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."